Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman
Took the hot blower through the falls… Got soaked!
July 10, 2014
When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like
Me whenever i try not to swear.
Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.
i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure
So we’re just gonna walk around pretending it’s not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?
This is literally the definition of “accidentally sucks your dick”