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dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

dirtyhipsterharry:

when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

Took the hot blower through the falls… Got soaked!
July 10, 2014

wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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gnarly:

When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

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joshuawhat:

Me whenever i try not to swear.